Considering the Trim

I've felt like a trim might be in order, especially on the moustache as it is starting to hang over the lip. I smiled in the mirror yesterday and saw moustache hair overlapping my teeth. The stark contrast of dark moustache hair over white teeth threw me off for a bit as I said to myself, 'That's disgusting.' But I collected by negative thoughts together and thew them out, only to embrace the next plausible option, combing the hair to the sides and forgetting about the trim. How would you ever get those incredible curls at the sides of your mouth if you trimmed. And thus...

...introducing the moustache comb. Used by moustache afficianado's world-wide. Lovely.